Neko

Welcome pukes, to our website.  The official website for the CrackBaby Clan {CB}. 

As said in previous updates, World Of Warcraft is a great game.  Very addicting,  So hence forth shall be called....Wow Crack.  PHP Nuke is being played around with and learned,  so I'd say in about.......7 months......we might mention it again.  

Other news - Hebrew was doing his Squadron PT.  But he usually runs about 4-5 miles at a good 11-12 minute mile area.  But instead he just did 1.5 miles, as hard as he could.  Tunnel vision is a very scary thing, along with sweating, feeling faint, vomiting, and being told you might be diabetic.  So I almost did a 1.5 mile in I think 8 minutes, before my body freaked out and I got so sick.  So now blood work is being done to see what is up.  

-A Wandering Hebrew @ 1900 19APR05

YAY!! An all nighter is going to happen at Computer Pro Unlimited at the end of April! (Aptril 30th) Woot.  But.....I can't be there......(sob).  Oh well, that's what I get for joining the military.

-A Wandering Hebrew @ 2119 Hrs 6APR05.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  News update.  

Pope = Dead

Terri Schiavo = dead

Iraq = Sorta free

Afghanistan = worlds largest opium maker/ sorta free

CrackBaby's = Woot because of a new discovery, called World of Warcraft.  Oh, and we're looking at new homes.

Daylight savings time = less sleep for one day.

So........WoW is a great game.  People died. Less sleep for one day. We're looking for new homes.  And a lot of heroin is able to be made.  YAY.

-A Wandering Hebrew @ 0837 HRS 3APR05.

Hehe... Neko....
Neko for the New Year!

-Marsupial Vomit @ 10:37 P.M. 01-02-05

Disco is not dead I knew it all along........I'm gonna switch my name back to Disco Stu.....okay..maybe not. But still, check it out.  You know you'll want to dance wit da music.  Also, as soon as I find a better program (anything) then Frontpage, then this site will look better and......and..I'm not sure where I was going with that.  But you get the idea.  And PHP is a good idea, if someone would learn it.  Not me, I have a kid now.  And I'm in the USAF......and stuff....but..have time....somehow....to........do......this.........with.........all.........the........little..........dots.............

-A wandering Hebrew @ 1030 HRS MT 25DEC04

This just in! Hebrew realized that the font he was using, is not showing up when published.  Yet another failure.  Moo cow.....no...I will not revert to that old saying...Nay! My new saying will rule the day MBLAQCH! Okay, anyway, Merry Christmas to all of you, Happy Holidays to those that are offended.  Actually, no, screw off if you are offended.

-A wandering Hebrew @ 1010 HRS MT (MT stands for Mountain Time) 24DEC04

Okay...fixed the website....again.....keep on trying Bill...keep trying...I hate Frontpage too......

-A wandering Hebrew @ 1128 HRS MT 21DEC04

And Frontpage sucks ass and I don't like it and PAUL NEEDS TO LEARN SOME FUCKING PHP!!!!!! And the site is now broken again cause I couldn't leave well enough alone...
I had this nice and clean news post below, BUT NOOOOOO!!! I had to go and load it in frontpage, edit the alignment, and watch it fuck the whole layout up....

Sorry Mike...

- Marsupial Vomit @ 12:59 A.M. 12-21-04

You'll notice that the server now has a site on it. This is because the Internet is a wild and wonderful place, full of mystery and intrigue.
(Plus The Wandering Hebrew miraculously has free time on his hands... how?)

Not only do you have bits of information flying through wires no thicker than a Mars bar, but you very often have pictures of Mars bars flying through wires the size of Mars bars, and displayed on terminals the size of Mars bars, while you sit there and eat a Mars bar.
When was the last time you had a Mars bar? It's been a while, hasn't it? Remember sitting on the porch, taking turns licking the Mars bar because we only had enough money to buy a Mars bar or a soda? Those were the days.Now of course, I eat like five Mars bars for breakfast. It's amazing how the body turns five Mars bars into one Mars bar.

But that's neither here nor there. I am a man. A small man, but none the less a man. A man who has needs, and fulfills those needs with pure old fashioned butter. Churned for an entire day by large women with fat thighs. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

So, in conclusion, Mars has created his first news post on the site. Go have a deep fried Mars bar.

- Marsupial Vomit @ 12:21 A.M. 12-21-04

Woo, monkey song is a working.  As you can hear.....um...yeah.   Check it out... -> D/L

-A wandering Hebrew

Okay, so I'm at the store right, and there are all these people in black suits, black cowboy hats and just wearing black.  And I think "who are these odd people", so I ask them.  Wow....no......I'm scared.... kinda like Jehovah witness peoples, but communist. Big community, they own nothing, the "community" owns it.  Labor is "shared", how do you share labor? I don't know.  Damn pinko commie bastards.....

-A wandering Hebrew

Website updated, again.   I'm still messing around with how this should be, but it's coming along somewhat.    http://www.homestarrunner.com/  check it out if you never have.  Also, I gave up on making the "Monkey" song play on this page.  Just ate bandwidth anyway.................

-A wandering Hebrew

Contact Information

Don't bother, I won't check it.

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Last modified: April 19, 2005