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A cat...in a sink...it's going to eat you.
Our MissionTo destroy you in every game you try to play.
ABOUT THE CRACKBABIES We really really really do NOT like you.
The CrackBabies, or {CB}, are a gaming clan that play a number of different online games, which include primarily but are not limited to Day of Defeat, Desert Combat, C&C stuff, and a lot of other games. We own at all these games. We will destroy you and run off with your wife and steal your car. You are ugly.
{CB} Clan Rules 1. No hot greasy circle-jerks in the back of a Winnebago (tm). 2. NO cheating in any way, shape, or form; i.e. no hacks, no exploiting map flaws, no bright-colored skins, etc. 3. No homosexual rape. 4. No whining, bitching, or complaining. That means that kid named Stormcloud is not allowed. If sucking at a game upsets you that much, either get better or don't play it. 5. Welfare Gorilla hates you. 6. Try to keep teams even. 7. Hugo hates you. 8. Don't be a bitch to other {CB}s. This means online or offline. 9. You know what? We all hate you. Suck it. 10. Camping is an art. 11. Mr. T is one bad mofo. 12. To be a {CB}, you must have a funny, goofy, or fucked up name AND personality. 13. No shitting on the floor. 14. 1337 5p34K I5 F|_|CKi|\|G G@y. 15. Dave's mom. 16. No unnecessary team-killing. 17. No midgets allowed. They smell like cabbage. 18. Play to win. (insert heroic trumpet music here) 19. If I were the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, I would have a metal plate surgically implanted into my head, and then I would have a hole in my head so I could screw a drumstick into my forehead and then I would play drums that way. 20. IT'S JUST A GAME.
Contact InformationDon't bother, I won't check it.
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