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Our Mission

To destroy you in every game you try to play.  

 

 

ABOUT THE CRACKBABIES
We really really really do NOT like you.


The CrackBabies, or {CB}, are a gaming clan that play a number of different online games, which include primarily but are not limited to  Day of Defeat, Desert Combat, C&C stuff, and a lot of other games. We own at all these games. We will destroy you and run off with your wife and steal your car. You are ugly.


{CB} Clan Rules

1. No hot greasy circle-jerks in the back of a Winnebago (tm).
2. NO cheating in any way, shape, or form; i.e. no hacks, no exploiting map flaws, no bright-colored skins, etc.
3. No homosexual rape.
4. No whining, bitching, or complaining. That means that kid named Stormcloud is not allowed. If sucking at a game upsets you that much, either get better or don't play it.
5. Welfare Gorilla hates you.
6. Try to keep teams even.
7. Hugo hates you.
8. Don't be a bitch to other {CB}s. This means online or offline.
9. You know what? We all hate you. Suck it.
10. Camping is an art.
11. Mr. T is one bad mofo.
12. To be a {CB}, you must have a funny, goofy, or fucked up name AND personality.
13. No shitting on the floor.
14. 1337 5p34K I5 F|_|CKi|\|G G@y.
15. Dave's mom.
16. No unnecessary team-killing.
17. No midgets allowed. They smell like cabbage.
18. Play to win. (insert heroic trumpet music here)
19. If I were the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, I would have a metal plate surgically implanted into my head, and then I would have a hole in my head so I could screw a drumstick into my forehead and then I would play drums that way.
20. IT'S JUST A GAME.

 

 

 

Contact Information

Don't bother, I won't check it.

Postal address
Crack House
Electronic mail
General Information: suckit@idontcare.com
Webmaster (for now): mschmuke@msn.com
 

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Last modified: December 25, 2004