Name: {CB}Anti-Canadian
AKA: Sgt. Pickles, Impavido, Richard Gere(no, really), TinyballofmisplacedRAGE, Priam.the.warrior.poet
Age: Somewhere between puberty and the loss of feeling and control over my genitals
Height: Taller than you....
Residence: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Games Played: Counter-Strike, DoD, Operation-Flashpoint, Jedi-Knight II (as soon as I can afford it)
Weapons of Choice: Most under-appreciated weapons: Scout, MAC-10, TMP, pump-action shotgun (hmmmmm...pump action), all pistols. But as long as a bullet or sharp object is involved, I'm there.
One Word- Well, its hard to find just one word to describe my gaming abilities. So after much study and deliberation I have decided that DIETY is the best one, but still a very weak word to describe my ability to waste you.
Likes: Video games.....and.....uh......my computer...........and....um....Oh my god! I'm worthless! (BANG of a gun).....Silence
Dislikes: Canadians (with their beady little eyes and floppy heads), bad video games, people with no taste, people who can't take a joke, people who whine, people who cheat....for reasons of expediency I'll just say I hate people. Oh, I hate kids too. Clans with ranks (I have never seen anything more pathetic). Guys with pornographic tags (get a fucking life putz). The French. But most of all, above all other acts or forms of life that irritate me, I HATE WHITE TRASH, HOOSIERS, REDNECKS, call them what you will: They are a pimple on the ass-end of America and need to be phased out of the gene-pool...Believe it or not...I'm a nice guy :)
Money: Not enough to support my crack and video-game habit, but BigFluffy owes me $20...
Beer: Root Beer
Napster: No Thank you
How Ugly: Prettier than you
Interesting facts: I get off on making fun off people who don't deserve it, like Canadians....except rednecks, who deserve every inkling of my BURNING HATERED. Oh, and I was run over by a ski-boat.
Quotes: "Man, if you were any stupider you could pass for a Canadian", "Did you know the Canadians have Queen Elizabeth on their $1?...what fucking whores", ">===|=\/:< <- Thats a Canadian, complete with beady eyes and floppy head", "*snicker*...The 51st State...LOL", "I am but a lone man with a pocket-knife and I fear no Canadian Army."