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NAME: {CB} Rev. Meatsandwich
AKA: Nazipigfucker, Meatsandwich, the rev, Rev Meatsandwich and his all girl commando squad, Rev. Rumpranger
AGE: old enough
HEIGHT: effiel tower
WEIGHT: battleship musashi
RESIDENCE: Somewhere nearby
GAMES PLAYED: HL,CS,DoD,UT,mech4,mech3,starcraft
WEAPONS OF CHOICE: FPS:Shotguns, roomsprayers, big badda boom; Mech4: shotgun daishi; Mech3: Cauldron born; starcraft:siege tank.
ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR PLAYING STYLE: Stormtrooper (like starwars, I run in guns blazing, can't hit shit and die.)
LIKES: I like a lot of things, like stuff, and useless shit, and guns, and music, and junk, and stuff, and my head hurts. girls are soft.
DISLIKES: Cheaters suck!, and asparagus, and a bunch of other things, like stuff.
MONEY?: you can't have mine!!!
BEER?: all mixed up in a bucket.
NAPSTER?: fuck metallica, fuck them up there stupid asses.
HOW UGLY?: too ugly for my own good.
INTERESTING FACTS: Monkeys use primitive tools, gunpowder is 75 parts saltpeter; 15 parts charcol; 10 parts sulfur, chihuahua's used to be as big as ponies, Playstation 2's are only $230 through the military, and can be had even cheaper if you can find them at pawn shops, girls are soft, General Douglas Mcarthur had a pink bathrobe, the biggest battleship in the world was sunk without being able to shoot back, cheetahs can run up to 75 mph, Hummvee's tires can be deflated from the inside and reinflated from inside also, and they can be gotten cheaper from the government. YOU are an evolutionary badass. Facts suck. I'm done. girls are soft.
QUOTE: "Damn you fluffy!!!!!"

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