NAME: {CB} umm... i forgot Marsupial Vomit's name
AKA: Marsupial VOmit ; Stu Pedaso ; Santa's Little Helper ; Big Fluffy Cocoa Puff (clone) ; HappyNoodleBoy (copy 1) ; ID10T U5eR ; Rump Ranger Vomit ; Silent Bob ; Soccer Mom's raped minivan
RANK: COMPUTER PRO WHORE #1
AGE: thirteen-nine
HEIGHT: I'm HUGE!!!!! (like in MST3K)
WEIGHT: [See above.]
RESIDENCE: pile of trash on second floor somewhere in St. Chuck
GAMES PLAYED: CS, DoD, and damn near every other HL mod in exsistence ; Mech 4 and Black Knight ; Starcrack ; Nethack ; Descent:Freespace and Freespace 2 ; NOLF ; Darkspace (whilst in beta) ; UT ; Serious Sam ; untold amounts of other games ; Dave's Mom
WEAPONS OF CHOICE: MP5 in CS, Strangelove in UT, Heavy lasers on small and manuverable mech
ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR PLAYING STYLE: flank "badass womanizing asskicking motherfucking pimpdaddy motherfucker"
LIKES: Watching Squishy's head explode when it comes into contact with Happy penis.
DISLIKES: The moment right before my head would explode if it were to come into contact with any penis.
MONEY?: In debt, need more. Please send donations to flamingbill@hotmail.com
BEER?: absolutely
NAPSTER?: Morpheus
HOW UGLY?: [See picture of parental figure's ass below]

INTERESTING FACTS: This one time, at work, me and Wandering Hebrew had a hot greasy circle jerk with two drunken bums and a Bosnian immigrant in the back of a Winnebago. No, I'm lying about that one. It was Evil Bacon and Wandering Hebrew. And Bob. I like Bob. He's Pregnant. He thinks that I'm the Princess of Canada. CANADA?!?! Hosier, eh? Suck it, eh? You can a, gimme a Pepsi-Coke, eh? No, wait, that's Evil Bacon's line. He's now the Holy Chainsaw of Vancouver. He goes "*braahh rumble rumble rumble* Halleluja Hosier! eh?" Eh? YOU GET IT?!?!!?!? EH?????? Sorry. It's just that now that you've all seen my guns I'm afraid that I'm going to have to kill you. (Shameless plug) Come to game night at Computer Pro Unltd and DIE at our hands...
QUOTE: "HOARK!!!!! Meet my friend RALPH!!!! He's in my BUICK!!!!"