NAME: {CB} Welfare Gorilla
AKA: {CB} jesushatesyou, {CB} ilikedrugsandchildabuse
RANK: BATTLEFIELD TECHNICIAN
AGE: 21
HEIGHT: Short.
WEIGHT: I dunno.
RESIDENCE: St. Charles, MO
GAMES PLAYED: Day of Defeat, CounterStrike
WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
DoD-- MP40, MP44, BAR, Thompson, lotsa grenades.
CS-- "The AK47! When absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes." - Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown
Also, the Steyr AUG.
ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR PLAYING STYLE: Panic!!!!!!!
LIKES: Stephanie, guns, caffiene, combat aircraft, deathmetal, guitars, guns, scifi movies, books (Stephen King, Tom Clancy), Stephanie, Mexican food, Stephanie, shaving my head, Kalashnikovs, whiskey, pizza, my dogs, George Carlin, chess, graphics, file-sharing programs, pirated software, Dave's mom, the word "w00t", that all-your-base song, Sobe, new socks, breath mints, guns.
DISLIKES: Republicans, John Ashcroft, George W. Bush, fundamentalist religious extremists, pro-lifers, pro-creationists, censorship, ghetto apes, people who whine too much, Fred Durst, Kid Rock, idiots, people who drive 35 mph on the highway, people who don't use their turn signals, people who say the M16 is better than the AK47, Cheri Oteri (SOMEONE SHOOT HER PLEASE), stupid towel-heads who think they can destroy the U.S. with their army of sticks and rocks and a go-cart and two sailboats, slutty chicks, slutty guys, people who behave with inferior caveman mentalities, people who whine about cheating when you kick their asses online.
MONEY?: I wish. Give me some.
BEER?: No thanks, Jack Daniels and Coke on the rocks, please. And keep 'em comin'.
NAPSTER?: Fire, BAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!
HOW UGLY?: Extremely. And bald.
INTERESTING FACTS: I am NOT racist. I hate all people equally. I hate you too.
Jesus was my drinking buddy.
Jesus hates you too.
QUOTE: "Jesus Christ bannanas!"